Do you know why God created spaces between our fingers? So that when someone would come in your life, he would hold your hand and say... . . . . . . Le, Bidi Pee!
Maths teacher to Pappu, "If you had Rupees 1000 in one pocket and Rupees 1000 in the other pocket, what would you sum up? Pappu: Whose pant is it?
Santa: My wife sent me a blank text. Banta: But why would she do that? Santa: Because she's not talking to me!
Santa: My wife was trying on different things yesterday and asked me what would make her new dress look sexier. Banta: So what did you suggest? Santa: I told her to give it to her sister"!
All i think about is u! if there was one star for the love I have for u then It would be day time all the time!